FBI director writes a letter to senior lawmakers saying that due to an investigation into the skanky hijinks of Clinton’s Arab-American right-hand gal‘s testosterone-addled ex-congressman soon-to-be ex-husband (named Weiner!), the G-men have discovered a hard drive where potentially Top Secret State Department emails snuggled up next to an archive of crotch-bulge JPEGs used in “Carlos Danger’s” perverse Twitter mating rituals with potentially underage girls. THIS. CAN. NOT. BE. REAL. LIFE.
Predictions: Huma commits “suicide” within the next few days. A living Huma can connect emails on her computer with Hillary, without Huma, they are hearsay. There are many variables, so it may not happen, but I am giving it 50/50 at this time
Plausible. See how distraught she looked. Understandable given what her douchey husband is putting her through, and watching her mentor (and our savior and future goddess-empress) suffering under the withering attacks of Trump and the VRWC. She just didn’t see any other way out.
Huma’s husband was a beard. She’s Hillary’s girlfriend, has been since she was like 19. She was probably set on Hillary by some foreign intelligence agency most like, look at the amount of influence Huma has on Hillary, tons.
The weiner wedding was a smokescreen to hid the fact that Huma and Hillary are lovers. Weiner was -supposed- to be the next mayor of NYC, but he couldn’t keep it in his pants and got exposed (because his ‘wife’ wasn’t sleeping with him, AT ALL) and hence fell from grace.
AAA! I can’t laugh anymore, my tummy hurts!