I left this one yesterday @Dustbury:
On the other hand, one never knows what people will be offended by. I wished merry christmas to a coworker who I was pretty sure is a Christian – she always wears diamond cross for all to see.
apparently, she is an egyptian christian and celebrates xmas on january 6th.
she informed me of that with pinched expression and in affronted tone.
oh-the-non-existent-god! how the…eghm should i discern between all your fantasies, people!