A funny thing happened on the way to
the forum the glue factory.
After I paid for my groceries with delivery, came home and gave a tip to a guy from the store who brought up the box I looked into receipt to make sure everything was delivered all right. And then I saw it. Wait, can’t say it outright…I have to build up courage…OK, here it goes
They gave me a Senior Citizen discount of 10%!
I ran, ran to the mirror. Srsly? Well, I did notice some signs before -bags under eyes, etc…still! Well, the cashiers there are HS kids, and everyone over 30 is ancient history to them…still! Well, maybe I should be grateful for extra $8, they meant well…still!
No, that’s wrong! I should adopt attitude like that of Daniel Craig:
I don’t look at it, weeping, going, Wasn’t I beautiful! Everything […]has been a voyage of discovery.