Yes, I know it’s [i], not [ea]. But if the marketing team of Toys’Я’Us can do it, so can I!
One longs for warm and fuzzy…if not feelings than practical material things: blankets, sweaters and scarfs. And some go beyond these trivialities (links to authors @pictures)
Several inventive souls ventured into adaptation of knitting for interior decoration. From wall murals to stools to rugs to lampshades, it is a wild loopy world out there!
But let’s not forget of our immediate needs, the closer to the skin the better. Or not, as the case might be – if that case is the penis-warmer (yes, you heard me) and you are anything like Johnny Virgil. What, you’ve never seen one?
Or maybe you prefer to read about estimates of others…like Johnny and his wife:
“This lady sounds like she really wants one, but I’m not sure I have time to make it,” she said. “Plus I’d have to find a pattern.”“If you make it, I’ll model the prototype for you, ” I said. “But you may have to size the final product up a bit.” She laughed and said, “What do you think I should I tell her?” […]If you Google “willy warmer” or “penis warmer”,” you will see hundreds of different types of warmers in all sizes and colors. You may even see some that are being modeled by their very proud owners if your google safe-search isn’t turned on. (Trust me. Leave it on.)”