Yes, emphatically, I am not able to move small objects with my mind – or I’d performed the task myself the first minute of reading his hilariously sarcastic and monty-pythonishly humorous “articles”.
Like this one. Just for the phrase
I do [however] feel a suitable and appropriate punishment for handing out medieval metaphysic[al] propaganda to children would [...]
Posts Tagged ‘designer’s tales’
David Thorne – how can I add you to my blogroll?
Posted in let's talk, tagged Blogroll, blogs, bon mot, designer's tales on November 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Job opening: Cinderella. Japanese version.
Posted in let's talk, tagged designer's tales, economy, in transit, on the job, review on November 11, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Honestly, I didn’t change a word in this Monster ad (underscores are mine):
Interior Designer, Intermediate (NYC) Responsible for interior, façade & structural*** drawings. Prepare presentation materials for interior design projects using computer & 3D rendering programs, coordinate work w/US & Japanese clients in all phases of design.
Required Bachelor in Interior Design or Architecture, IDP(?) certification* [...]
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Posted in let's talk, tagged designer's tales, fun and games, New York, on the job, seasons on November 11, 2009 | 2 Comments »
For those of you who were wondering what have I been doing for the past week here’s a visual proof for me being alive and well (and well-fed and even moderately intoxicated, in a best possible way). Following is the video of a party I attended, at my best flooring materials vendor R.D. Weis’, in [...]
Objects derailed
Posted in let's talk, tagged artifacts, austrian empire, books, designer's tales, душекопание, E-e, identity, life's trifles, me, photo on September 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
There was something I collected for its own sake, and persistently, for a long time: electrical-mechanical junk. To this day I have a special feeling for broken bells, alarm clocks, old radio coils, telephone speakers and in general for objects derailed, worn out, abandoned, and which are given for the last time a chance to [...]
“Dealing with Mr. Murphy and his law”
Posted in let's talk, tagged craigslist find, designer's tales, on the job on July 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
If you are one of the members of the public, who, in all innocence,
a) see no difference between the job of interior designer and “decorator”
or
b) hint that the profession is outrageously overpaid (comparing to their own, no matter what that happen to be),
or
c) relay that words “duties of interior designer” suggest a pleasure rather than [...]
Building code? What building code?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged architecture, designer's tales, photos on June 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It must be a refuge architects are secretly aspire to retire to…after dealing with all manner of codes, zoning regulations and protective acts. Ah, the paradise.
See more here.
Revelation: Beauty
Posted in let's talk, tagged childhood trauma, designer's tales, translations, women on June 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
[transferred from a comment I left at my friend's Kpoxa_Enot's post]:
Было мне 6 лет, и было утро субботы (я библейскими канонами шпарю, чтоб не заморачиваться оригинальностью стиля).
Прекрасное летнее утро. Я выбежала во двор в поскрипывающих новой кожей белых чешских босоножках, только-только купленых. Мир сверкал и переливался.
При внимательном взгляде оказалось, что это сверкание обусловлено, в том [...]
Notes on a drawing set margin. N -1.8. Kwik handwriting: Freud says hi
Posted in LJ-2007, tagged designer's tales, on the job on July 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Previous note.
I wrote dawn specification for acoustical panel during phone conversation with GC. In 2 hrs brought my notepad to a construction meeting in the conference room , glanced down while talking about manufacturers and choke.
-Hello, says John, looking over my shoulder at the pad. -What’s there? What were you thinking of? It’s Tectum. “T”, [...]
Notes on the drawing set margins. N-1.7. Work of others
Posted in LJ-2007, tagged designer's tales, on the job on April 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Notes on the drawing set margins. N-1.6
Posted in LJ-2007, tagged casual stupidity, designer's tales, on the job on April 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »





