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March 6, 2013 by ETat

A night of intense darkness enveloped the Hudson. Outside the inside of the dockside a dense fog wrapped the Statue of Liberty. Beside the steamer customs officers and deportation officials moved silently to and fro in long black cloaks, carrying little deportation lanterns in their hands.

To these Mr. Overgold presented in silence his deportation certificates, granting his party permission to leave the United States under the imbecility clause of the Interstate Commerce Act.

No objection was raised.

S. Leacock, SPOOF

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Posted in 2013 | Tagged bon mot, books, fun and games, politics, quotes | 4 Comments

4 Responses

  1. on March 6, 2013 at 9:51 pm CGHill

    I always liked the idea of a dedicated deportation lantern. (“Use only as directed.”)


    • on March 6, 2013 at 9:59 pm ETat

      I myself am partial to the Imbecility Clause…


  2. on March 7, 2013 at 4:22 pm Akaky

    I like the Imbecility Clause as well, almost as much as the sanity clause, even if the modern social philosopher Leonard Marx says there ain’t no such thing as Sanity Claus.


    • on March 7, 2013 at 5:24 pm ETat

      And I “raise no objection”!



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