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October 29, 2011 by ETat

You are 19% Russian!

Who are you kidding? Just because you took a summer language course in Petersburg doesn’t make you a Russian.

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Posted in 2011 | Tagged велик могучий, expat conquista, fun and games, inter-nets, meme | 22 Comments

22 Responses

  1. on October 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm Jeffro

    I’m a whopping 13%.


    • on October 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm ETat

      THAT I could believe


    • on October 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm McGehee

      Same for me. I think the vodka question is what cost me the most.


      • on October 30, 2011 at 1:32 pm ETat

        That was an unfair question: they didn’t even have my answer. Which is how you’re supposed to drink it.

        Chilled in the freezer an hour ahead, no ice added, in small shot glasses but no “chasers” (that’s a sure recipe for a hangover the day after); instead you have to immediately bite into a hot or cold appetizer (закуска): marinated herring, cucumber pickles, red caviar on toast with butter or mushrooms sauteed in sour cream, &&&.

        What was your answer?


        • on November 1, 2011 at 10:08 am McGehee

          I don’t remember now, but after reading your answer I’m pretty sure mine was ne-kulturny.


          • on November 1, 2011 at 10:16 am ETat

            Ts-ts-ts. Try the correct method some day – you’ll feel the difference.
            [Культуру - в массы!]


  2. on October 30, 2011 at 7:36 am vinny

    I got 26%; same description as yours, and it is another indication of how similar we are.


    • on October 30, 2011 at 8:32 am ETat

      I wonder what did you say to the Winnie-the-Pooh tank/plane/car question


      • on November 1, 2011 at 10:14 pm vinny

        I picked feet because that is how the cartoon pictured him. However, the original Edward Bear owned by Christopher Robin did have feet.


        • on November 1, 2011 at 10:50 pm ETat

          That’s what I answered, too! We do have some things in common. Auwww.


  3. on October 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm natasha_kob

    Wow!

    (Winnie was not missing anything, right? I didn’t bother to look it up.)

    I got:
    You are 16% Russian!
    You’re so un-Russian, you must be an American. You probably rent Cold War movies and enjoy them with no sense of irony.

    Дожили.


    • on October 30, 2011 at 5:40 pm ETat

      I didn’t either – but I think it was his feet…Vinny, honey-pot, tell us!

      Yep, you are unmasked. Наймит тлетворного Запада.


      • on October 31, 2011 at 5:35 am Irene

        I think it was legs, actually. But the answer “What’s the difference?” is cute as well. I still have trouble with arms and hands too.


        • on October 31, 2011 at 11:58 am ETat

          Arms and hands is not too difficult to remember, it’s the part between shoulder and elbow that always gives me trouble to describe in English. Why don’t they have one simple unscientific word for it, like Russian предплечье?


        • on November 1, 2011 at 10:18 pm vinny

          The difference between legs and feet is that the leg usually refers to the body part between knee and ankle, the foot is further away from the torso from the ankle, and the thigh is from groin to the knee.


  4. on October 31, 2011 at 11:33 am fillyjonk

    13% here, which is only surprising to me in that I scored THAT high.


    • on October 31, 2011 at 12:00 pm ETat

      You probably knew the capital of Russia. Your erudition does not fit into Russian stereotypes about “ignorant Americans”!


  5. on October 31, 2011 at 2:36 pm Kira

    I am 21%… that was so funny :)


    • on October 31, 2011 at 2:37 pm ETat

      Another impostor!


      • on November 2, 2011 at 5:28 pm vinny

        So far I scored the highest. I wonder if it was the cold vodka shots answer.


      • on November 2, 2011 at 5:34 pm ETat

        I wonder, too


  6. on November 1, 2011 at 9:57 am dustbury.com » Honey, disconnect the phone

    [...] I question this conclusion; at the very least, I should have scored lower than an actual Russian. [...]



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